With a microphone, a wig full of secrets, and IMPORTANT NEWS for the entire planet We would like to announce:

LEGENDARY BINGO is stomping into the sleepy little town of Sierra Madre on SATURDAY, APRIL 25TH, courtesy of BingoBoy.inc and the utterly unhinged, highly decorated, and legally fabulous cast from Hamburger Mary’s.

We’re talking the LOUDEST BINGO THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI.
Balls will drop. Numbers will be screamed. Sleep schedules will be destroyed.

This is not bingo you play quietly.
This is bingo you survive!

Expect sass
Expect chaos
Expect Sierra Madre to clutch its pearls

NOW—before you sprain something racing for your wallet—KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON.
Tickets are NOT for sale until March.

Yes, I know. Tragic. Devastating. Character-building.
Keep checking back, sweet angels, because when tickets drop, they’re going to vanish faster than my dignity after two cocktails.

World invited. Volume required.
LEGENDARY BINGO is coming… and she does NOT whisper.